I could be Smeagol. Or Gollum as he is known to his frienemies skinny as all get out, bad posture, no chest big eyes I’d have those teeth if I didn’t have a sweetheart of a dentist

Not all moms have kids. Not all kids had moms. Some dads are moms. For all the “others” Happy Mother’s day ——— I’m hardly the motherly type. More the do-what-you-want-to-do-and-I’m-on-your-side type. And do it now. Or the I’ll-hide-and-watch type.